21 Days of Love!!! March Madness! I ain't feeling the love and you damned right that was mad! This ain't no sports team, this a blog! How she gon' just kick me out for two months? For real? People walking up in the shop, talking 'bout, "Tyrone, you been fired?" or "Ty, why we ain't reading your posts over at Chelle's Blog, no mo'? She got rid of you?"
Heffas, don't come at me like that! Ain't nobody fired this diva! I ain't going nowhere! But two months? Honey, please! I had time enough to look for another job in that two months. What's my new job? Sitting at home, being mad as hell!!! How she gon' let all them authors come up in here gallivanting sharing their love posts from their books, and not have me up in here. Honey, I can write a love scene that'll make yo' head spin like that girl in that Exorcist movie! By the time I finish with you, y'all will be praying for some holy oil!!!
Two months? Who kicks somebody off their blog for two months! You ain't paying me! I'm volunteering! Then I hear she's writing for these other two blogs as well. Hmph! Do it again, and I'm gonna go write for AmoreSpeaks! Yeah, I know I'll have to clean up my language, but I'll show Chelle a thing or two. Who does she think she is? You. Don't. Put. Ty. On. Hold!
Then I heard she had a book club appearance yesterday. I wasn't even invited! She could've dropped by the shop and shared an invite or two, with the rest of us. Mm-mm. She too good for that! Then I heard she was talking about everybody at the salon while she was in the meeting. But a big bird told me she glossed over me. I see you, boo. Well, I'm just gon' gloss over her appearance, and that's all I'm saying on that matter.
You know what! I'm not feeling this! I think I'm heading home for the day. I'm not even going back to the shop. So, divas if you need yo' do did, drop by on Saturday. I'm feeling a little spring feverish today and I need a few days to myself. Maybe, I'll be back next Tuesday...maybe I won't. You'll have to stop by to see.
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