Heyyyy, boo! It's a Tête-à-Tête Tuesday with Tyrone, and girlfriend I'm 'bout to scratch somebody off my Christmas List! I don't have time for wishy-washy people. Either you gon' be naughty or you gon' be nice. My naughty list was easy, cuz almost everyone got kicked off the nice list.
Anyhoo, check out my list I'm showing off below. You just might find your name, boo...
Olivia - Strong's Bible Concordance (like she really needs another reason to preach)
Angel - Game of clue (she needs to know what a good man is and how to keep him!)
Maya - A perm. (How you gon' work in a salon and can't check yo' edges, boo?)
Raymond - A prayer. (He need a helluva lot of it to keep up with a woman like Mrs. O.)
Alex - Bottle of water. (He's too thirsty, chasing Angel the way he does. I know a few people that wouldn't mind getting with him).
Chelle - A life. (Why she all the time all up in ours? I know her husband and kids tired of seeing the back of her head, bent over that computer).
Now my naughty list is for the grown and sexy crowd. So even if you grown, it don't mean you can read this list. Check yo' sexy at the door and make sure it's on point, boo.
Wesley - Sexy Truth Or Dare Pick A Stick. (I can think of a few dares that might teach him a lesson). LOL!!!
Black - Sir Richard's Condoms. (He need to wrap it up the way he runnin' around like he's the stick-up kid.
Nikki - Duet Vibrator. (This little toy will keep her company every time she runs away from Carlos. The way I figure it, if she's getting a little stress relief from time to time, she won't miss him so much. And it's easily charged by plugging it in the computer's USB port. She can stick it in...both spots and get a boost of energy.
Kianna - Naughtigirl Pleasure Pack. (She got all her toys, lubes, and protection in one basket). The way she gets around, she need something to keep that thang in check.
Darla - Position of the day playing cards. (I figure Darla and her man can try out some new fun ways to keep each other entertained. Then she won't have time to gossip with that Belinda. And they won't have to worry about who and what I'm doing in the bedroom).
Belinda - Vibrator with wireless remote. (She need a man! Seeing as how she can't get one or keep one, she gon' suffer from a lot of lonely nights. Get yo' lovin' on, boo).
Carlos - Body Massage Candle. (Scented candle and massage oil in one. If he gets too out of pocket with Nikki, maybe she can heat it up a little hotter and light his ass on fiyah!)
Rory - Incognito Droplet Necklace (A little birdie told me she gets a little kinky in the bed, and has violent tendencies. But you didn't hear it from me, girlfriend. Yep, you guessed it. It's a nipple clamp.)
Baby, if your name wasn't on my list, drop by the shop and I got a surprise for you. I gots to go! It's time for me to do some 'do's and make them dollas.
But before you go, check out The House of BeJeweled series below. Don't forget book 3 will be out this month.
BeJeweled: The Flight of an Angel
BeJeweled: What A Tangled Web We Weave
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