Heeeyyyy!!! It's Tuesday and honey I'm back!!! And I'm calling somebody out today. Baby, I don't usually put my clients on front street. But when they scheming and scandalous, I just call it like I see it.
I trust my people to be who they say they gon' be. So, if you keep it one hundred, then that's what I expect from you. If you lie and cheat, then that's what I expect from you. And if you scandalous, then honey, I don't expect nothing less.
I treat some people with a long-handled spoon. That spoon sometimes don't go far enough. Ms. O's heart is too trusting and too kind. When we having a staff meeting at the salon, that means it's for staff only, boo! Not you. So, don't go showing up an hour early when you know you ain't got no business being there. Especially when your only reason is to find out any bit of gossip you can.
It's bad enough when you just being straight nosy. But when you put everybody else's business on blast...baby, you scandalous!
My client, Ame was pretty new to the shop. One of my other divas recommended her and I had been doing her hair for a short while. But it was something 'bout that child I didn't trust. I don't know if it was those little beady eyes, or that sneaky smile. Ms. O on the other hand always being cool and looking out for people.
So, Ame come showing up at the salon early one day, knowing she wasn't supposed to be there 'til an hour later. Ms. O kind enough to let her sit inside instead of leaving her out in the parking lot. Some drama break out on the team...and when I say drama...honey ain't nothing betta than a hood rat fight!
But it's cool cuz we keep our dirty laundry in our own basket. So, somebody please tell me why in the hell we see all this drama on Instagram, YouTube and all them other sites. Girlfriend, it was a hot, funky mess! These two ratchet heffas up here fighting and acting a fool, hair ain't on point, weave ain't popping, and this ghetto fool done went and posted it out there for the world to see! Then had the nerve to link it back to the salon's website.
Ame, you know who you are! And I'm coming for ya, boo! Don't let me catch you in downtown Atlanta. It's gon' be on. Trust me...this six foot three diva gon' be waiting!
Sorry 'bout that. Ya'll know I don't like getting ghetto. But, sometimes people make me just go there. And then her video went viral. Now Ms. O's dreams of opening a second salon, just might not happen.
I'm not telling. Check it out for yourself. BEJEWELED: WHAT A TANGLED WEB WE WEAVE
In the meantime, if you need your do did, give me a call. My card's below. Oh, and if you see that chick Ame, or know where she's at, call me. Ame, I got these posters on every light pole, every telephone, and every tower downtown. I'm looking for you! Oh, they're in Decatur, too!
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