Hello! Hello! Hello! Thank you, it's a Terrific Tête-à-Tête Tuesday with Tyrone! I know you've been waiting all week to get to me, since last Tuesday. Honey, I had an appointment scheduled today to get my do done!
After working on all those divas walking up into The House of BeJeweled, sometimes, I have to pamper and love on me, too. But as usual Chelle's nagging me, talking about I can't disappoint the people. Hmmpph! Well, here I am, but it will be short and sweet because I pushed my appointment back, but today I have to get beautified!
What are we talking about today? Oh yeah, the spring fling! Every year Ms. O puts on a spring fling for her staff. Just a little party to show her appreciation for our hard work. So this time, we're all there having a royal ball, and of course there's got to be a tidbit of drama. It wouldn't be Chelle, if she didn't throw some in.
Honey, did you see how Kianna was all over Black? She was on him so hard, she fit him like a wetsuit! And he wasn't hardly trying to peel her back either. Where was Angel? She had taken her naïve little self to the little girl's room and left her man to the sharks, honey! Mm, mm, mm! Like I told you I always watch everything!
I about died laughing when I saw Ms. O get up from her table and make it to Kianna and Black. Talking about a dynamite! She looked like she was about to explode on them, hightailing it over there to break them up before Angel came out. She was working it, too, in them six inch stilettos.
I seen Kianna and Black about to creep out to the gardens and ain't no telling what would've happened, if Ms. O hadn't disturbed their rendezvous. You think we was having a spring fling, girlfriend, I'm sure they would've put the spring into fling! I would've loved to see what happened that night. But of course, Ms. O's always the epitome of class. So, she sends that fast-tailed heffa, Kianna to do something with the waiters, like she was nothing but the help. Chile, you shoulda seen girlfriend's face. She was too hot for coffee! But that wasn't the interesting part...what was funny, was Black still standing their eying Kianna like he wanted to take her right there on the floor where they stood! Honey, he ain't caring about Ms. O standing there, or nobody else in that room. When I told you he'll screw anything in a skirt, I wasn't lying. Cuz, we all know how Kianna gets down.
Anyway, your girl comes back from the bathroom, and she don't notice nothing. Po' lil' boo-boo the fool, believes whatever people dish out to her. And of course, Ms. O, peace maker that she is won't say a word. The signs about his lascivious behavior are always right in Angel's face, calling her name. But she keeps turning her head the other way. Sometimes, you just can't help stupid. Honey, what that Forrest Gump say again? Stupid is as stupid does? And she's got to be some kinda stupid, to keep putting up with his foolishness! Woooohhoooo! Chile I cracks myself up sometimes.
Anyways, I gots to get out of here. Baby doll has got to go pamper herself. I loves y'all, and I'll see you next week. Oh if you need your do did, you know my number. If not, I left my calling card below. Be good!
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