The Dishing Diva...

Writer Wednesday...

Hello, beautiful readers! Today's another #writerwednesday and I have a sweet treat for you. Or should I say sassy? Anyway, I'm bringing back one of our favorite people and it gets nothing but real around here today. Check it out...

CHELLE: Welcome back Ty, I’m so excited to have you here at the blog today, it’s been a while.

TYRONE: Thanks so much, Chelle, I’m glad to be back and can’t wait to dish on today’s topic, cuz you know I got some things to say, diva!

CHELLE: (Laughs out loud). I know you, do, Ty, I know you do, but before we jump over there, what’s been going on in your world?

TYRONE: Honey, still making these ratchet chicks gorgeous, and the natural divas even more beautiful. I’m getting ready to start my own reality show and it’ll be filmed at the salon up close and personal with your favorite characters!

CHELLE: That’s amazing, Tyrone! I’m so excited for you. How can people follow you?

TYRONE: Girl, I’m still on facing book at Divalicious Ty and they can find out more about the show by copying and pasting https://www.amazon.com/BeJeweled-Standing-Strong-House-Book-ebook/dp/B01NANQEGE or the short link at bit.ly/THOBJ4. And honey, if they haven’t read any of the books in the series, and don’t know who I am, then boo, they’re lost and need to visit bit.ly/ChellesBookCafe.

CHELLE: Well, thanks, Ty. Straight to the point, that’s what we love about you.

TYRONE: Ain’t no other way, boo.

CHELLE: So, I bought you here to discuss my latest work A Woman’s Design: Afflictions. In a nutshell give it to me in one word, Ty, you’ve read it, what are your thoughts?

TYRONE: Cray-cray! Girl, what the hell was you thinking when you bought them women to life, especially that Paige!

CHELLE: Well, Ty, they actually represent women everywhere and bits and pieces of them live in us now.

TYRONE: Them chicks is too much, and they’re ‘sposed to be educated, professional women!

CHELLE: Even so-called educated and professional women have issues, too, Ty. I mean…I never proclaimed to have it all together, I’m the least one.

TYRONE: Hell, girlfriend, we know that. All we have to do is read one of your books or meet one of your characters, and we know you have some deep-rooted issues.

CHELLE: Okay, Ty, thanks a lot (said with sarcasm). Let’s move on…your thoughts on Naomi.

TYRONE: Honey, I’m all for a chick being about her business and her family, but girlfriend needs a chimney sweep. She ain’t—”

CHELLE: (Cuts him off) Tyrone! Please don’t ruin the story for the readers who haven’t read it yet.

TYRONE: I won’t, but I just think that although she comes off like she’s got it together because she’s got her mind on the right things, she’s been cut off for far too long and she needs some interaction. She needs a little Black in her life, he don’t mind sharing his goods. She has spent so much of her life surrounding that child of hers that she don’t know up from down. And her daughter, Sasha??? Honey, that fast-tailed thing needs to give her mama a clue, and then she needs to sit down.

CHELLE: What do you think about her father returning in her life after all this time.

TYRONE: Baby, all I got to say is leave the check at the door! You’re almost eighteen years too late, so pay up, boo.

CHELLE: Ty, you know it wasn’t that cut and dried.

TYRONE: Hmmph, you asked my opinion and I gave it.

CHELLE: I did. And you did. Okay, Ambiance?

TYRONE: Honey, she’s another Angel in the making. Sweet as she can be, but I tell women all the time, don’t be no fool over no man. She ain’t got nothing tying her to that man but some vows that even he don’t respect. Now…that friend of hers on the other hand? He got me panting for more, and that’s what she need to step to. I say get those divorce papers and keep it moving.

CHELLE: Okay…I guess I can see your perspective. Yet, there again…not so simple. That brings us to our friend Paige.

TYRONE: Yo’ friend…she ain’t no friend of mine. She’s living her life too loose and reckless and Miss Kianna didn’t even have nothing on her. What was that name they called her?

CHELLE: A pot-a-let.

TYRONE: (Laughs really loudly and slaps his hand on his knee). Girl, I swear your husband Marvin’s a fool for coming up with that one, but I couldn’t agree with him more. All I’ll say about Miss Paige is, it’s no wonder she finds herself in the situation she does. The way she rolls she puts everyone in danger, and I can’t see how those other two put up with her for so long.

CHELLE: Everyone needs a friend and someone to believe in and pray for them, Ty.

TYRONE: Mm-hmm, well they say God takes care of old folks, babies, and fools. Now she ain’t old enough to be old, she damned sho’ aint’ no baby pulling tricks like that, so that leaves only one thing. My advice…Ambiance and Naomi need to run for the hills and leave that silly rabbit with her tricks.

CHELLE: (Laughs and shake my head). Well, as always we can trust Ty to dish it up like it is. Thanks so much for stopping by, and please don’t be a stranger. Your fans miss you.

TYRONE: I know, boo. Divas y’all know y’all can find me downtown at The House of BeJeweled. Check us out online at bit.ly/ChellesBookCafe. I love y’all, but I gots to get back to clockin’ dollars, doin’ the do, and until next time…TaTa for Now!

CHELLE: Thanks Tyrone and readers for sharing another Writers Wednesday with me. Love you much!

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